[-] dudinax@programming.dev 4 points 5 days ago

Thanks I used to know that one but forgot it.

[-] dudinax@programming.dev 4 points 6 days ago

It's true love I tell you

[-] dudinax@programming.dev 4 points 6 days ago

tale as old as time

[-] dudinax@programming.dev 109 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

An English couple adopted a German baby. By the age of two, he'd yet to talk.

They took him to specialists, but they could find nothing wrong with the boy.

By his seventh birthday, his parents had given up hope. But that morning while he ate breakfast, he spoke clearly: "Mother, Father, my strudel is a bit tepid."

They were astounded and overjoyed. "You can talk!"

"Yes of course" said the boy.

"But why haven't you said anything before?"

"Up to now everything has been quite satisfactory."

[-] dudinax@programming.dev 100 points 2 months ago

That's within the ball park of as good as it gets.

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It's going by fast.

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I have to admit, she's my favorite MAGA:

  • Getting drunk and crazy,

  • Jacking off Democrats in theaters,

  • Loud dysfunctional family who can't stay out of jail,

  • Eternally baffled by real politicians

She's the only authentic one of the whole nest of snakes.

[-] dudinax@programming.dev 136 points 7 months ago

Getting up every day and not doing something stupid is hard work.

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Efforts led by Pres. Biden were key to stopping a military coup in Brazil that sought to reinstate Bolsonaro.

[-] dudinax@programming.dev 124 points 9 months ago

Also Europe:

"Let's do this obviously good thing for the sake of the whole continent."

"No, because it would help France."

[-] dudinax@programming.dev 120 points 10 months ago

As a Washingtonian, don't fuck with Seattle Children's Hospital, you piece of shit.

[-] dudinax@programming.dev 99 points 11 months ago

I used to work with this lifted-truck literally red-necked red neck. He kept going on about how hot his girl was, and how white she was.

One day he shows me her picture, and she was indeed a very hot dark skinned Latina. Some people are just in denial.

[-] dudinax@programming.dev 100 points 11 months ago

Downvoted for not knowing what double blind means.

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[-] dudinax@programming.dev 164 points 1 year ago

"Pro-Life" is the best branding in the history of branding. If you've screwed that up there's no where else to go.

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There's one common criticism I agree with: de-aging Harrison Ford is not that convincing. In particular, he still sounds 80 years old, and they had to use CGI for some of his movements. 30 years after Jurassic Park, they still can't animate a person jumping correctly.

Most of the rest of the criticisms don't make any sense to me.

  1. The set pieces were memorable: I've read several reviews that complained they couldn't remember anything that happened after the movie was over, but DoD starts off with a thriller, and there are many more scenes that would be heart stopping if Indy didn't have the best plot armor in the business. The last sequence was an absolute jaw dropper and a total surprise.

  2. Phoebe Waller-Bridge was good I've read a lot of complaints about her acting in this movie, some reviewers wrote that she ruined the movie for them. I think maybe they disliked her Helena character because she's a scumbag who gets the upper hand over Indy several times?

  3. Dial of Destiny has very little fan service. Karen Allen and John Rhys-Davies make appearances, but they are short, muted, tasteful, and they work. There's a picture of Sean Connery seen in passing.

But DoD is more interested in what it means for a fantasy character like Indiana Jones to grow old. It has something to say about that and spends very little time remembering the cool bits of past movies.

The Indy of DoD has become more bitter and more humane in his age.

Indy no longer has the passion of the academic fighting the mercenary archaeologist in Raiders. He's resigned to ubiquity of the Helena's of the world, but he's still determined that he'll win and she'll lose. The theme of disdain for anyone who would work with villains to get what they want is strong in DoD.

Indy still hates Nazis for being an evil empire that would use powerful artifacts to conquer the world, but in DoD he also hates Nazis for being racist, murderous, thieving tyrants who like to start wars. He's still a son-of-a-bitch, but not as much the selfish, driven son-of-a-bitch he used to be.

The movie connects ( without any preaching ) the Nazi hunt for artifacts with their mass looting of their victims, and connects U.S. support of some Nazis post-war with the moral degradation of Helena and any other archaeologist who would work with them.

  1. It's a good Indy Movie DoD has one of the spookiest tomb robberies of the series, cool artifiacts, a sense of deep time intruding upon the present, insane car chases, world travel to cool places, and its fun. The only thing its missing is maybe the raw sex appeal of a young Harrison Ford? I don't know.

  2. It's not supposed to be realistic 'nough said.

6 The ending is good I do understand folks who didn't like the ending because it was confusing and went by too fast, because most of the people I saw the movie with didn't get it. The ending was subtle and happens quickly. Here's an explanation:

The dial was designed by Archimedes to bring somebody back to Syracuse on the day the Romans invaded. It can't lead you anywhere or anywhen else.

His hope was that someone near his own time who actually cared about Syracuse could use it to bring help to save the city.

When he found that Indiana Jones was the first (and apparently only) person to use it, and he was from 2000 years in the future, Archimedes knew his plan had failed. Indy wanted to stay, but Helena didn't want to change the past any more than they already had. She also wanted him to live, so she dragged him away.

I think DoD could have explained this a bit better. There are some glaring plot holes, but for me, at least, they were fridge moments.

Indy getting a glimpse of the ancient world, but being dragged back by various forces, is a constant in every movie.

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