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[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

How do you communicate with someone who's

  • deaf
  • blind
  • mute
  • insensitive to touch
  • also imperforate nostrils
  • impervious to "mind" control and standard boilerplate cognition ;)
[-] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

I invent an elaborate language around smells and my farts become my voice as a combination of musk and vibrations where the scent and timbre of my fart mean different things depending on the context.

This is the only way.

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[-] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago
[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I TOTALLY just heard Snake the felon on The Simpsons saying this and it made me laugh

Edit: The goalposts, they are a'movin'

[-] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Dude read book base on an alien race that used smells as a language. Called Agent to The Stars.

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

You might enjoy "The Androids Dream" by John Scalzi.

[-] doctorn@r.nf 7 points 2 years ago
[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I forgot to menyion they have a chromosomal issue that makes their mind—let's say less receptive—to extrasensory perception and boilerplate cognition🤕

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
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