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I heard it for Michael Jackson first
(startrek.website)
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I heard that one too!
Apparently he addressed it himself:
"I have never orally pleasured even a solitary sailor, let alone a ship's worth in one evening. And I have never had my stomach pumped, either of naval-issue semen or of any other kind of semen."