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Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt
(gizmodo.com)
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this post was submitted on 08 Dec 2023
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What's the next line in this lyrics
Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun,
(Gets Shot in the Butt)
She been a dumbass since a teen, you know she dat one,
(Face like a mutt)
Woman enters MRI machine with a gun, GETS SHOT IN BUTT
She had it easy else headline would've been, DIES OF VAG SMUT