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[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

Whoever gave the MRI machine a gun needs to be fired.

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

a gun needs to be fired.

--The MRI Machine

[-] TomAwsm@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Guns don't kill people, MRI machines with guns kill people!

[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Ideally, out of said gun.

[-] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 year ago

It was clearly contraband when we know MRI are supposed to function at the band^width of 1 MHz to 300 MHz

this post was submitted on 08 Dec 2023
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