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Putin Distraught Over Friends Who Keep Dying Under Mysterious Circumstances
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It would be so funny if his friends that die actually all got killed by inept CIA agents who are trying to kill him instead.
Or if it's like Tucker and Dale vs Evil, where he looks extremely guilty, but they're all genuine accidents.