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[-] Fosheze@lemmy.world 68 points 1 year ago

My friend and I just share our phone locations with eachother whenever one of us has a date with someone new. It makes everything dead simple. I can check at any time and see that they are not in a dumpster behind the Aldi.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 40 points 1 year ago

Well, the phone isn't

[-] isles@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

That's very comforting until it's not.

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

What if that's where they go to get freaky though?

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So I googled cheapest date possible and it suggested that Aldi throw out a lot of good food. So...

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

based and recyclingpilled

seriously, stores will just throw away perfectly good food. best before dates are made up and a tin of spaghetti-o's is so filled with preservatives that it would probably outlive most of us, and it's not magically tainted by being in a dumpster.

i'm never going to do it myself but props to people who raid dumpsters for perfectly edible stuff.

[-] riskable@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Must've been a REALLY bad first impression if your phone is showing you home this whole time...

[-] vivavideri@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I'm crying. I had to read this aloud to my gf ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] fl42v@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

And then some creep follows you 'cuz whatever app you're using to share the location is crap at handling user data ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

[-] joel_feila@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I got the first victim, and her phone lead to the second. What a deal

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