Just your average dead whale beheading to bring home the trophy. Nothing special!

Conservatives: This is how the zombie apocalypse starts... With one person refusing to let medical professionals know about their problem.

I'd use a very real scenario of immigrants and "merely visiting" foreigners who get sick spreading any given disease (e.g. How do you think we ended up with Zika in Florida?) but I know conservatives aren't interested in reality. Even JD Vance knows that in order to get conservatives attention you need to promote fiction.

The correct response is for thousands of people to respond on Xitter with, "And no one is even trying to assassinate Musk 🤔"

Mechanical Keyboard Community:

"I need to see these $233 switches!" (Drools)

Check for sap-sucking bugs. Not all of them hang out in easy-to-see places all day. They could be down by the soil or under perfectly healthy looking leaves.

Even if you don't see them it won't hurt to spray some insecticidal soap here and there on to the plant. Sometimes it takes care of bugs you can't see.

This article could've been written any decade since the 1990s. It's nothing new: The big game companies haven't changed a bit and continue to exploit workers.

The only way to change things is via stronger worker protections/regulations.

Don't ever change, Catholic Church. More and more people are starting to catch on. In 100 years there might not be a Catholic Church anymore and the world will be better for it.

This headline could've appeared every month for the past 2000 years. It's just that only in modern times are priests and pastors facing actual consequences.

Nonsense! Calum is doing what Calum does at home. If the company doesn't want to see it they shouldn't be watching him like that when he's at home.

Remember: Calum isn't feeling well. Any doctor would say Calum is doing his part to get better and stay healthy!

Clearly the company wants the employees to bring their sick children into the office. Bring the sniffling, sneezing, coughing, wipe-their-snot-on-everything child right into the boss's office and proudly proclaim your support of the sick leave policy!

"Give my boss a hug, sweetheart!"

It doesn't work in comments

Lying liar lies about his stock liquidation plans.

Everyone that still holds stock after Trump is allowed to sell is a sucker. A sucker that absolutely will deserve those losses. It'd be like investing in Bernie Madoff at this point... After he's proven to the world that he's a fraud a thousand times over, people are still throwing money at Trump's bullshit.

Future news: "I invested almost all my savings into this!"

Who could've known he was lying about selling it all as fast as he could‽

Everyone with half a brain, that's who.

Now maybe Republicans can understand how it feels to be misgendered? Nah, that would require empathy!

You'd think everyone would've caught on by now with so many of them being misidentified as real men.