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this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2023
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I once went on a date with a girl and when I got to the bar there were four of her friends at the table! They left once they made sure I wasn't a murderer.
How did they make sure you were not a murderer though? You didn't murder her instantly in the restaurant in front of them and tjat was good enough for them.
One of her friends used the immortal eye on him and saw that he had zero sin.
That would probably make for a pretty boring date though
It's those new Kiroshi optics with access to the NCPD database, if they run in to a ne'er do well, they know what they ne'er done well.
He had to pass an interview obviously.
One of them had access to the NCIC and they figured five v one was good odds
/This is a joke, I hope.
Well, I guess it was because I looked just like the pictures I sent her and was calm and polite.