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Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.
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‘course, people would get over color pretty quickly.
By default with no prior coordination, iPhonies expect:
They can also expect:
If you’re not in North America, remember, we haven’t all agreed it’s easy to use What’sZuck or secure to use Signal. Convincing users to adopt a particular messenger is work for the more technical, the more opinionated - and whoever convinced you to download one app may not have convinced that girl at the bar to download the same one.
Apple is aware kids get left out of group chats in the US, but lets them get bullied for profit. Support next-generation interoperable messaging Tim! The collective time and mental power exerted on evaluating different messengers, remembering which group chat is on which platform, and on this debate must be staggering.