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If you spent eternity in a fiery pit wouldn't you just get use to being in a fiery pit? (lemmy.world)
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[-] Deceptichum@kbin.social 16 points 11 months ago

I literally murdered by son and offered my daughters to be raped by the entire town. I’m going to heaven!

[-] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 11 months ago

Biblically accurate incel or something, idk I skipped the book to the end

[-] Deceptichum@kbin.social 10 points 11 months ago

Ah you missed out on god sending bears to maul children to death for mocking a man’s hair.

[-] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago

Yeah, I just wanted to screenshot the part where a guy claimed a woman as a prize for collecting foreskins

this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2023
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