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Client did not pay? Add opacity to the body tag and decrease it every day until their site completely fades away.

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[-] UID_Zero@infosec.pub 29 points 11 months ago

Better option, have a good contract in place.

Obligatory Mike Montiero video "Fuck you, pay me" - https://youtu.be/jVkLVRt6c1U

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