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Client did not pay? Add opacity to the body tag and decrease it every day until their site completely fades away.

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[-] tilcica@lemm.ee 102 points 11 months ago

dont forget about a comment to remind the next dev to not fix it because the client wont pay

[-] CmdrKeen@lemmy.today 38 points 11 months ago

"Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."

[-] Toes@ani.social 76 points 11 months ago

That's a bit more civil than redirecting the domain name to 2girls1cup

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Or to Rick Astley for a more SFW version.

[-] UID_Zero@infosec.pub 29 points 11 months ago

Better option, have a good contract in place.

Obligatory Mike Montiero video "Fuck you, pay me" - https://youtu.be/jVkLVRt6c1U

[-] Aatube@kbin.social 11 points 11 months ago
this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2023
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