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[-] TheOlympian@kbin.social 105 points 1 year ago

Alternate take: Buy an Android phone and use your green bubble to weed trash people out of your life.

[-] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Is there a way to get the green bubbles if you use an iPhone?

[-] LostXOR@kbin.social 37 points 1 year ago

Yeah, you can disable iMessage in the Messages settings.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 11 points 1 year ago

The funny thing is a lot of people in Europe do this anyway because imessage is incompatible with everything else, and for some reason no one cares about message bubble color in Europe.

[-] Hyperreality@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago

Pro-tip: I stuck a sticker of a large banana on the back of my android.

Everyone's a fan of a big banana.

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago
[-] Hyperreality@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago

I have no mouth and I must scream.

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I am no longer a fan of big banana

[-] moog@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Unlike the others, as someone who hates bananas, this is how I perceive all bananas. Except my perception is far worse.

this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2023
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