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[-] pseudonym 82 points 11 months ago

Dog ownership is hearing a gag from the dead of sleep and launching out of bed to move the dog to the bathroom before she vomits on the carpet

[-] Kioga@lemmy.world 76 points 11 months ago

This is also cat ownership. :(

It’s hard getting back to sleep with all the adrenaline flowing.

[-] MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago

I have a dust pan, like for sweeping, that I keep by the bed, I stick maxi pads to the flat part and use it to catch the barfs. Much easier than moving the horking cat.

[-] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 20 points 11 months ago

This only works if you don't have a cat that turns his head at the last second to avoid the vomit catching device.

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Yeah why does my cat refuse to vomit on the floor and always does it on the carpet?!

[-] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 3 points 11 months ago

My only guess is that cats are disrespectful arseholes. That's why I like them though.

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