[-] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 66 points 2 months ago

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door

[-] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 103 points 3 months ago

No, no I can't.

[-] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 76 points 4 months ago

Depending on what you meant by "very easily impressed with basic factual statements" it could go either way. I'm an adult and I'm happy to admit I don't know a lot things, sometimes I've been stunned that what I believed was totally wrong and all it took was some to give me a basic fact to make me realise.

[-] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 67 points 5 months ago

The buckfast motto tells you everything you need to know.

Buckfast gets you fucked fast.

It's intended to be consumed in a park directly from the bottle.

An ungodly fortified tonic wine brewed by people of god. Brewed could even be a strong word, if I had to guess, I would say it's extracted from a natural reserve which was originally thought to be oil until they realised it gets you shitfaced.

[-] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 126 points 9 months ago

I'm a 30 year old man and I couldn't imagine chasing 18 year olds. I teach college students, I speak to 18 year olds regularly. They're not for me.

[-] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 107 points 10 months ago

Be boring rather than arrogant. If they ask what you did this weekend or what you're doing later just say nothing really or watching TV and relaxing. Few words answers, when the conversation isn't flowing naturally they will just think you're boring and leave you alone.

Obviously this might not work for everyone but it's worked for me everytime.

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Alt text: Uncovering the meaning behind the surreal imagery requires a closer look at the symbolism and personal context of the dream. Similar to other unsettling dreams such as losing at a slot machine, riding a scooter, losing the ability to speak, seeing a purple woman with wings and eating berries, dreams about faces being ripped off carry a unique message that can provide insight into our psyche

[-] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 82 points 1 year ago

My partners best friend was dating a guy very briefly. She called it off because on day 3 of just getting to know each other he started sending her nudes and rubbing himself with inflated balloons and videos of him humping. That guy has a balloon fetish.

I don't think the balloons are what killed the short lived relationship so much as the boldness of thinking she wanted those videos/pictures.

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Are there any celebrities that are confirmed to be using lemmy?

I know celebs have used Reddit, have any followed us to Lemmy that are confirmed. For example I know Adam from mythbusters was an active redditor or Arnold Schwarzenegger etc. Do we know if any have came along with us

[-] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 123 points 1 year ago

our own points of view

[-] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 56 points 1 year ago

I'm curious about the triple point. I guess you could call me tri-curious.

[-] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 115 points 1 year ago

If you're not a yank then you probably won't know but basically one of their republican morons who shouts about trans people being a sexual danger to children and calling them rapists etc was caught having her very nice cleavage fondled in a theatre full of children.

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