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Prequel Depicts Young Willy Wonka Using Rich Father’s Investment To Buy Already-Successful Chocolate Factory (www.theonion.com)

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[-] Froyn@kbin.social 57 points 10 months ago

It's not a true Wonka movie until they start killing off kids. It's a low bar, haven't seen this version, hoping they clear it in glorious Wonka fashion.

[-] smock9@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago

Depends on what you believe about Snowpiercer https://youtu.be/jEX52h1TvuA?si=_fq8mzV8saPiFElz

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 11 points 10 months ago

Funding education: Willy Wonka no

Child murder: Willy Wonka yes

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