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submitted 1 year ago by noob@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

I have a tub of Vaseline and have hardly scratched the surface. I'm curious whether anyone uses it for anything other than their lips.

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[-] Offlein@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago

I know a girl who thinks of ghosts. She'll make you breakfast; she'll make you toast. But she don't use butter. And she don't use cheese. She don't use jelly, or any of these.

She uses Vaseline.

Vaseline.

Vaseline.

[-] ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ml -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A new Lemmy version of a_poem_for_your_sprog spotted

[-] frogfruit@discuss.online 10 points 1 year ago

Those are song lyrics. She Don't Use Jelly by The Flaming Lips

[-] ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago
[-] thegreatgarbo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

If only. We can dream.

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