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[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 72 points 2 years ago

Being the second shooter on the grassy knoll.

[-] Municipal0379@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago

We all know that was George Santos!!

[-] idiomaddict@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago

So close, it was george soros

[-] Lianodel@ttrpg.network 5 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure it was Bernard Montgomery Sanders.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It was JFK himself with a time machine. Read all about it in my latest book, "The truth came out when I went off my meds"

[-] MrNobody@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Nah, i've seen that doco. He had to go back and kill himself because he got caught up in a mafia scandal and ended up getting jailed, as well as other actions that ended with the earth falling to nuclear war. He was shot at but because of complications the shot didn't kill him, so he had to go back and finish the job for the betterment of humanity.

[-] fsr1967@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I'd read this book.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Finally! The mystery solved! Who was in the Book Depository? Who was behind the Grassy Knoll? The answer is: John F. Kennedy.

[-] doubletwist@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

They cover this in an episode of the historical show, Red Dwarf.

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

P sure bidens the guy who killed honest abe

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