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[-] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 11 points 11 months ago

Chronomancer wizards -- let me try anyway...

L10 Chronomancer wizard enters the room, winks, and five L4 concentration spells, and one L5 concentration spell happen simultaneously (requires just under an hour of prep, L10 feature, catnap spell, a lot of spell slots (11 L3 or higher), and a bunch of familiars).

DM: dafuq

L15 Chronomancer wizard enters the room, winks, and burns three legendary resistances and forces a failed save, autokilling the BBEG.

DM: ah, but that'll be four points of exhaustion!

Chronomancer: (shrugs) I magic jarred into this critter who is immune to exhaustion and can now force anyone to fail at any time without recourse.

DM: dafuq?

[-] oxideseven@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

Ok cool. You accend to godhood and become God of lonewolf badass pedants. See you next week.

Everyone else that actually showed up to play this final game for fun, the "BBEG" was just his main minion, the real BBEG is auto summoned here when he dies. What do you do?

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