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[-] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 172 points 11 months ago

“Adam Kinzinger farted on live TV and is an unemployed fraud,” the spokesperson said in a statement provided to The Independent.

This is the official response. You'd best start believing in Idiocracy, you're in one.

[-] khannie@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago

Can I at least get some electrolytes please.

[-] dvlsg@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

Welcome to Costco, I love you!

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