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Explain bidets for me please.
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this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2023
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I have a Toto that has a remote to let me control the flow, and it has a blow dryer for my bum. It’s self-cleaning and also has a heated seat. When society collapses it will be the the object I miss most. Haven’t used a poop knife in years.
How does a bidet prevent the need for the poop knife?
It doesn’t. I didn’t think anyone would get the reference.
You all need fibre in your life
Well you see some bidets have a “TURBO” mode which shoots a bunch of water up your ass and softens your turds.
No seriously. I’m not even joking about this one.
Enema mode