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Ofc this is a dumb take, because it's absolute and those are mostly dumb. But I'll admit that hardcore anime fans are weirdos.
Not to mention "death to weebs" is just an abhorrent take in the first place.
Perhaps life imprisonment
A hardcore fan of anything is going to be a little weird. If they're not weird, they're not hardcore.
You're seriously wishing death to people for being weird?
If you're moderately weird, you'll find that there's plenty of people like this offline.
No death threats, even in jest. THis is your only warning.