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[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 52 points 8 months ago

Meanwhile, "Let's see... anthropomorphic mosquito... Let me see that ID. You're 2 hours old? That checks out, here's your bourbon.

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 29 points 8 months ago

Tbh when your life is that short, you can't really see the consequences of your actions, so you might as well get wasted 24/7

[-] alignedchaos@sh.itjust.works 18 points 8 months ago

When your life is that short, you don’t perceive “short” the way humans do anyway

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Mass effect did that pretty well with the frog species.

Their avg lifespan is only like 35 years and as a result they move and talk much faster than other species. But they're still aware of the overall shortness of their lives compared to other species.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Due to the tragically short life span of the average fruit fly,
College is not really an option.
Caps and gowns don't come in that size anyway.

[-] psud@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Fruit flies do love their booze though. The best trap for them is baited with wine

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago
[-] Archpawn@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

It takes five days for them to go from a larva to a pupa. They're definitely not an adult, and they couldn't be confused for one.

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