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[-] Egon@hexbear.net 33 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Well see a coup or attempted coup in a EU member state.

Some German politician thats anti-us gets merced.

The newly created American army bases in Denmark lead to assassination(s) of one or more "left" organizers in Denmark. Also just regular army base bullshit.

A new disease starts spreading among cattle. The farmers resist all attempts at regulation, China is blamed.

I lose weight, but because of something bad happening.

A priceless piece of art is destroyed.

Lynetteholmen leads to drastic dieoff of the recently introduced cod-population in the Baltic.

China produces a blockbuster akin to RRR.

Merger between steam and some other platform.

We'll start seeing Ukrainian Nazis doing ISIS shit in other European countries.

[-] Gorillatactics@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago

A priceless piece of art is destroyed

There's an upcomming British show that's supposedly bought controversial art and will have the audience decide if it should be burned.

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The Milei regime starts murdering protestors.

A western ship is damaged by Ansarallah

At least one high-profile assassination is attempted by Trump supporters.

Supporters of the losing side of the American election refuses to recognise the result.

The winner of the 2024 US presidential election dies before being able to take office.

At least one more member of Lars Løkke Rasmussen's astroturfed centrist party is forced to resign due to doing something weird, pathetic and/or off-putting.

Lars Løkke Rasmussen himself will be caught red-habded in another corruption scandal, but will not be forced to resign.

The new Danish king, being absolutely dogshit at public speaking, will stumble over his own words and say something incredibly stupid.

At least one coup attempt in Ukraine.

Three or more new sanctions packages against Russia.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Lars Løkke makes me hate the Danish population. "Ej who cares that he embezzled funds? They're all corrupt liars anyway".

  1. THEN DONT FUCKING VOTE FOR THE CORRUPT LIARS.
  2. LARS LØKKE IS LITERALLY CALLED THE "QUOTA KING" FOR HIS CORRUPTION, its at a wildly different level than the rest of the ghouls assembled in the government. he has countless blatant proven scandals. Even if you say that they all do it, he does it at such a higher frequency and amount that it cannot be hidden
[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

But he's "the most skillful political craftsman" because he manages to bounce back every time his incompetency and corruption is exposed. And you want to vote for people who argoing to be good at doing the job, right?

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

monke-rage HES NOT SKILLFUL THE MEDIA IS JUST SHIT AHHHHHHH

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

This is too real. Get off the Lathe right now. lathe-of-heaven

[-] WalterBongjammin@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

China produces a blockbuster akin to RRR.

Hoping this one comes true. RRR was tight

[-] Dickey_Butts@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

We'll start seeing Ukrainian Nazis doing ISIS shit in other European countries.

I hadn't considered this but honestly seems somewhat likely depending on how things pan out.

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