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[-] spectre@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

Your also get the anti-seatbelt people

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

This country was better when they let you drive drunk, like a man.

[-] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

If what I know about disasters is correct, your chance of survival increases in relation to your drunkenness.

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

I was also taught this unfortunate truth. Allegedly it's because drunk people are so unaware they don't tense up during the crash and are essentially ragdolls. Apparently people tensing up in anticipation of the collision (normal reaction when sober) is how many people injure themselves.

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