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New Chappelle special searing hourlong takedown of trans cashier who forgot to smile at him
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So, random Chapelle Fact: For the past couple of years Dave Chapelle has had a 24/7 police presence on his property. I assume he's hired them off-duty, but they sit in a county sheriff's car near his front gate. I assume someone made a credible threat to him for some reason, but don't know full details.
Timing-wise, the police presence started close to the whole "Dave opposed affordable housing in his neighborhood" story - which was repeated enough times to make it into the popular consciousness, but also pretty much untrue.
Which part of this is untrue? The part where he bullies the council by threatening to leave town with his moneybags if they dare to build affordable housing? Are these not direct quotes from Chappelle?