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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

"Baby baby, I brought you your toast again."

Def annoyed her.

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[-] kurcatovium@lemm.ee 27 points 10 months ago

I do at least two things that she pretends to hate, but definitely does not.

  1. When discussing something I always reply this way:
  • Her: Come on, say something.
  • Me: Something.
  1. When she needs to do something in the future:
  • Her: Remind me, that I have to buy milk tomorrow.
  • Me: instantly You know, you have to buy milk tomorrow.
[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That second one followed by "I've done my part so don't forget!"

[-] groupofcrows@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

Wife: Promise you will always listen to me.

Me: I promise to listen but not do what you say.

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