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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

"Baby baby, I brought you your toast again."

Def annoyed her.

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[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 31 points 10 months ago

I do that with everyone that tells me "I'm going to the bathroom"

I reply with "Good luck! ๐Ÿ‘"

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

My preferred response has always been "Hope everything comes out ok"

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Oh wow, that's good!

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

that's even better

[-] pythonoob@programming.dev 16 points 10 months ago
[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 3 points 10 months ago

I say either but my favourite is "may the Force be with you"

[-] Panurge987@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I like to respond with, "Why? What's in the bathroom?"

[-] los_chill@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

I always go with: "Just pee your pants."

this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2024
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