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[-] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

This is typical propaganda from the Big Plant lobby and Vegan Church. Plants have feelings!

[-] Zozano@lemy.lol 5 points 10 months ago

That's why I'm a fruitarian. I only eat fruit once it drops from the tree.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

The Supreme Court says you are not allowed to interfere with the seed, or stand in shallow water.

It’s Grow v. Wade.

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