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This is typical propaganda from the Big Plant lobby and Vegan Church. Plants have feelings!
That's why I'm a fruitarian. I only eat fruit once it drops from the tree.
The Supreme Court says you are not allowed to interfere with the seed, or stand in shallow water.
It’s Grow v. Wade.