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[-] Skates@feddit.nl 92 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

So you chauffered him around for free, no strings attached, and are now wondering why he thinks he's royalty.

Next time you help him out, drop him off in the nearby woods with a camera, asking for a video on how alphas hunt.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 77 points 2 years ago

No... there just isnt a next time.

"Hey can you..."

"Nah, Ive got too much Beta shit going on. Buying soy candles, yoga... tell him to find an Alpha way home. Tame a wild horse, Run with a wolf pack or some shit. NMFP."

[-] doppelgangmember@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

This ๐Ÿ˜†

[-] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I am a beta to my sister because I love her and will fulfill favors for her unconditionally.

[-] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 5 points 2 years ago

Next time you give him a ride, make a pit stop.

"Yeah Ill get you where your mom asked me to get you, but you sit here in the car while I go grab some groceries I need. You can have the windows down a little if you like."

Turns the power dynamic around real quick.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

"Want me to leave the radio on, little buddy?"

[-] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Also: "Do you want me to get you a chocolate bar or some lollies champ?"

[-] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago

I understand where you're coming from but at the very least I hope you call him out on his shit. He's 27 not 17.

this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2024
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