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Why didn’t you stop it you 
I was literally a baby, what was I supposed to do? Googoo gaga at them?
With a whole life ahead of you and you didn’t even think to intervene? Even more pathetic honestly
I WAS LESS THAN A YEAR OLD
So was the newly born Russian Federation. It would have been a fair fight
Who would win? One smol baby owl, or one former super power?
Does the smol baby have a T-80?
Uh you could have pissed on them. I would expect you, the pissiest owl, to have known this.
You're also an owl. Could you even fly yet? Even if you could what would you have done? Left a bunch of mouse skeletons on Yeltsin's front stoop?
you would've reanimated lenin
taps the sign FROM EACH ACCORDING TO THEIR ABILITY, DIRT_OWL
Same. I was in a premie tank at the time.