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[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

If I had 4 arms id eat a sammich and drink some chocolate milk while i fap.

[-] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 18 points 1 year ago
[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

I left a hand free for the stations of the cross because im a sinner.

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

Depends if you're a double fister or like to give yourself a little backdoor action

[-] imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

You already know

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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