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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by Egon@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] Egon@hexbear.net 54 points 10 months ago

ANARCHO-STALINIST

Unironically the hexbear party line lmao. Drizzle in some weird obscure third name for the nerds out there and you've got it.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago

Anarcho Stalinist TC69 thought

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago
[-] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

It’s the only way to force is to touch grass and organize IRL

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago

Anarcho-Stalin-Third-World-Maoism.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

Nah Mao is too well-known. It's gotta be some weird french dude from the 15th century.

[-] star_wraith@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

Anarcho-Stalinist-Ollmanist Thought.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

Now we're cookin'

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago
[-] Egon@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago
[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

I quote Samir Amin so much on hexbear, I'll convert you all lol.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

That would require I recognise the name, and since I refuse to read this will never happen

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

By the end of the year I will have quoted Amin so much all of hexbear would've read some theory. This is how we get all the "I will never read" folks to read theory. That, and terrible leftist memes with 5000 words.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

You will not get me though, as all posts are dictated to me by ~~my handler~~ a friend, and I dictate my response. I have never seen this website, which is how I keep my mind unstained from psychic torment

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

unstained from psychic torment

teach me your ways

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

stalin-gun-1touch-grass

Jk I'm terminally online

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

Anarcho-Stalinist-Gnosticism, where God is the ultimate Bougeious and we're searching for a Japanese teenager with really weird hair to slay him.

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

That sounds like an anime.

I have never watched anime, unless you count Dragon Ball X as anime

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago
[-] Egon@hexbear.net 35 points 10 months ago

hits bong yeah dude I'm a Marxist-Leninist-bonapartist, not the napoleon one though, this is another napoleon he's from vietnam, wrote like three pamphlets about digging ditches and then burned down a local post office, which he thought harbored american GI's. He did this in the 90's, the dude was integral to leftist thought in my high school.

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Uphold Bonaparte Phủ Ngọc Tường thought

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago
[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

To not burn down post offices. This is the 56th kind of liberalism

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

integral to leftist thought in my high school

is this a reference I don't get or are you, personally, really this fucking hilarious

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

We all get to be funny every once in a while

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Who do I have to tag to get this turned into a site tagline? @CARCOSA@hexbear.net?
I'm very proud of it

[-] bigboopballs@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

I read this in an A.I. generated impression of Felix Biederman's voice

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago
[-] Egon@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

Marxist-daddyist more like lmao gottem

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

that's an anarchist. we count those.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

That's kind of where I am these days. MLs had a lot of good ideas but the collapse of nation-states and the neoliberal world order under the weight of global warming will probably create fertile ground for anarchist theory and praxis, and I think we need to find a synthesis stripped of the factionalism of the 20th century to be prepared for what is likely coming.

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