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Scientists Create First Hummus Platter That Comes With Enough Pita Bread
(thehardtimes.net)
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I would suggest reducing the amount of hummus to keep the amount of precious pita needed. Of course, raise the price because smaller dishes are fancier dishes.
Serve less hummus? Burn the witch!
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