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Scientists Create First Hummus Platter That Comes With Enough Pita Bread
(thehardtimes.net)
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I once sponsored a similar study, but my results were that when you finally added enough pita, you suddenly had a lack of hummus. I've attempted to offset the surfeit of pita with additional accoutrements, but testing is still ongoing.
Additional funding may be needed, especially when attempting to factor in the effect of additional diners participating in the appetizer event.