I just had another idea, you could play like the Puss in boots in Shrek. Where all your charm and persuasion checks are done by just making a cute face at people.

Like, you can play it like if you have the body of a god and everytime the DM tells you "how do you persuade this person?" You just say "I take my shirt off and throw my hair backwards and look at them intently"

Like make it so you just have a signature move that you can use in every check, it might not be as entertaining and RP as making shit up each time but it sure makes it easier to play and practically let's you meme your way through