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[-] jackpot@lemmy.ml 116 points 10 months ago

bill gates controls the weather

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 44 points 10 months ago

It's because of the COVID vaccine mind control chips he put in everyone. If he wants to cause a storm, he just makes the entire population of Norway start flapping their arms in unison, which causes atmospheric disruption that leads to storms.

[-] jackpot@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago
[-] pbjamm@beehaw.org 2 points 10 months ago
[-] jackpot@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago
[-] pbjamm@beehaw.org 2 points 10 months ago
[-] Murdoc@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago

Don't be silly, that's just ridiculous. He's not that powerful. But he is on the secret syndicate boards with the people that do. 😳

[-] tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net 11 points 10 months ago

He only controls the windows that keep it out!

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