Soverign citizens are so cute, they are like kids. Whenever they want something you gotta go "say the magic word!" and instead of please it's a twenty minute run on sentance about 1600s treaties, colonial maritime law and how capital letters don't count.

If a 4 year old went off like that for a cookie I'd lose it. Kinda sad that these are dorks in their 40s but somehow that also makes it even funnier?