Sorry, I'll fix it... The suburbanite sounds like he, she, and/or they may unfortunately have a lot of other non-normative and potentially problematic life journeys going on besides just owning a car. Perhaps we should educate them by exchanging platitudes about living our best life?

Oh c'mon you know it was a classic Karen. Stop with this ridicule over everyone using common sense intuition.

It was all the "oh my gosh" and "child get in the car" for me