Man Keeps Squirt Of KY Jelly In His Wallet In Case He Gets Lucky (www.theonion.com)

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[-] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I really don't think much more than the headline needs saying. It's short, sweet, to the point. They whipped up a nice little photoshop. Got a nice laugh outta me. Also see the related articles underneath. Got another chuckle outta me.

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