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Every goddamn time (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] LoremIpsumGenerator@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago

sudo apt-get update

*im in!

[-] deaf_fish@lemm.ee 33 points 8 months ago

vim

How do I get out?!

[-] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

-Esc twice

-:wq

-:q!

-kill the process

-fuck it pull the plug

-put a bomb in the power station that powers your house

-have a cosmic ray randomly bitflip vim's internal logic making it quit

[-] bluemellophone@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 8 months ago

-Good ol' C-x M-c M-butterfly

[-] WindowsEnjoyer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

journalctl

I'm in!

[-] mcmoor@bookwormstory.social 2 points 8 months ago

Our most formidable defense is aliasing ls into vim! No one is getting out of that!

this post was submitted on 17 Jan 2024

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