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[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 18 points 10 months ago

At that point what services should they be tipped for?

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

Walked all the way to your table with a plate!

[-] Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Without spitting on it, while in your direct line of sight, while making eye contact with you, hopefully.

[-] Deadeyegai@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

My hypothetical thoughts exactly too!

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