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[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Yeah he pays his membership fees in cash, gets it from the ATM machine

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

With a secure pin number

[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Stop it with all the redundant pleonasms!

[-] TurtleTourParty@midwest.social 1 points 9 months ago

They're filling up the screen on my LCD display!

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