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[-] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 39 points 9 months ago

  1. Scan QR code

  2. Hello would you like to let cookies into your life?

  3. Time to navigate the decline cookies menu

  4. Tap menu button/item

  5. Goto 2

[-] Nahodyashka@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

Forgot ads

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 8 points 9 months ago

You forgot:

1½. Install our app. 2½. Give us your email and link to your socials. 3½. Install our app. 3⅔. Install our app. 4½. Push notification? Push notifications. 5½. Install our app.

[-] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I feel that making a flowchart of this could lead to new labyrinth designs!

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