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[-] theodewere@kbin.social 26 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

it was a long, hard competition, but our boy penis stuck it out and finished first

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago

Is it really first if there is only one finisher?

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