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No Scan Do (i.kinja-img.com)

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[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Same. Menus are disgusting.

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 19 points 9 months ago

you're supposed to wipe them with a moist towlette before you start licking the pictures

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