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[-] douglasg14b@lemmy.world 85 points 10 months ago

Just like others with a missed , obvious, opportunity.

I had a girl take me to a room, take her clothes off, and then just look at me and and ask "Well?"

I had no fucking clue what she meant or what to do so I just did nothing. She then changed into different clothes and left.

[-] tostiman@sh.itjust.works 66 points 10 months ago

It hurts just reading this

[-] ben16w@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago

Maybe she wanted you to dress her?

[-] Sabata11792@kbin.social 32 points 10 months ago

It took me 5 years to realize she did not actually need her PC fixed. I missed my only chance.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 23 points 10 months ago

Maybe she just want you to check out her new invisible tattoo, can't be sure.

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 9 points 10 months ago

It might've been a black-light tattoo and she simply forgot to turn on her UV lamp.

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 19 points 10 months ago

Bruh ๐Ÿ˜

[-] Huschke@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

Fuck, how is this so common? I thought I was the only being this dumb.

[-] Sprokes@jlai.lu 5 points 10 months ago

Yes, it happened.

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

You did the right thing friend. It would have been very embarrassing for you if you had misinterpreted her meaning.

[-] d0glantern@mastodon.social 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This seems like the naked man move on How i met your mother.

https://youtu.be/9q4AEvzq7uo?feature=shared

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I went with "I've got boobs."

this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2024
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