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[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Rust: you are transgender

ASM: you are a nerd

Python: You are a high school student

Java: Your brain is so big you can accomplish anything.

PHP: You could likely do it all in JavaScript

HTML + CSS: You don't know programming but still want to look cool. If you need JavaScript you can ask ChatGPT.

Brainfuck: you like to brag

[-] sag@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Python one is so fucking real as a high school student but I also know JavaScript and bash

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