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[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 9 points 9 months ago

Don't buy avacado toast, make it.

Shits cheap af

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

I don't get all the love for avacado. It tastes like mild plant butter to me. I save a lot of money by never buying it haha.

[-] NostraDavid@programming.dev 4 points 9 months ago

You have to throw some salt and pepper on it. Otherwise it's very bland. Kinda like an egg.

[-] KevonLooney@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

You need better eggs.

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